The thing about witchcraft,” said Mistress Weatherwax, “is that it’s not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin’ out how you passed it. It’s a bit like life in that respect.

A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest … because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.

“And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.”

 “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.”

“Don’t try the paranormal until you know what’s normal.”

“They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.”

“She knew a cutting, incisive, withering and above all a self-evident answer existed. It was just that, to her extreme annoyance, she couldn’t quite bring it to mind.”

“Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax.”